You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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