she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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