I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize