Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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