Me. At least after what I've been through.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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