Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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