how can u be prego again
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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