don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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