his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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