her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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