Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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