Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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