She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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