TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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