he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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