Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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