2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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