my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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