Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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