piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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