Did you just see the Batmobile???
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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