when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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