walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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