I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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