he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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