Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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