don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
