party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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