I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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