alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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