Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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