Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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