but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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