After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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