question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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