people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sext me about skeletons
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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