Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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