One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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