u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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