in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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