I want to stick my p in your. b.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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