Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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