You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He? As in you personified your dick?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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