Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
tell me about the eggs
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