dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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