i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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