So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I take back everything I said about communal showers
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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