too bad you live with your parents still
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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