those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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