that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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