i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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