thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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