I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize
