some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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